Naming your horse can be a real challenge. Choosing passport names can be great fun, but I’m starting to wonder if naming a horse is a prophetic process or even if they help you find the perfect name?
Paddy arrived with a stable name but no passport. He needed a good name for Eventing so after much deliberation I called him Wise Words.
This name did turn out to be prophetic- Paddy taught me lots, over the years. His most important lesson was to teach me to listen to horses.
I’ll never forget the relief in his whole demeanour when we took his shoes off for the last time. Suddenly the trimmer was his favourite person, whereas the Farriers had always been the enemy.
And his jumping improved no end once he could feel his feet and adjust himself.
He always had an opinion though, especially about ditches. Classic quote from the commentary box- Fran McNicol getting some wise words from her horse at the ditch.
His last event was the unaffiliated 3 day at Longleat- some clown had put decorative little wooden lizards and alligators in the ditch. I’ll never forget him back-paddling in mid air over the part A skinny like a cartoon character when he spotted those.
He was the greatest on his good days though – I have some wonderful memories when our wise words were in tune 😀
Cal arrived with a green passport, a microchip and no name. He was bought to be the fabulous cross county horse so I named him Cloud Warrior.
Surprisingly he’s turned out to be a bit of a dressage diva, who offered Pesade very early on. I wonder if I might have a secret Airs horse in the making- I need another few years for that Naming to come true.
He also loves posing
In the meantime at Shelford this year we had an average dressage, a surprise stop in the show jumping but he was storming around the cross country, with speeding penalties, when the commentator struck again. “Cloud Warrior- this horse is very well named, not had the best day in the other phases but he’s storming across the country. Good name for a good cross country horse!”
Rocky’s real name is Royal Magic.
I have no idea yet how that name will come to be true!!
Do you have any funny stories to tell about naming your horse?
Funny names , well my horse is a mare named La Luna. I’ve had her since foal and her nick names turned out to be looney Luna or loon tune aweful. Also Lunatic in her grass effected, Mareish matriarchal, lonely days. When my mare was banished from DIY livery fields to be next to all horses in a small orchard alone. Terrible. She is head strong and definitely a matriarch but super gentle and also a true warrior whole will fight for me like I do for her. We have a good bond to a point she dislikes me seeing other horses and also went off her good sulking in the corner for a month after my daughter had her pony last year. Lol funny mare 😉